apricops:

broke: marvel movies are like a modern mythological pantheon

slightly less broke: I wonder if watching the batshit world of comic books get sanitized for anodyne mass consumption is what it felt like to live in some newly-conquered Roman province and watch all your local deities get turned into different names for Jupiter

systemshocker:

thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

nothing but love for cringefail grandpa

for the record, the pea fell out of his mouth immediately after I finished filming

despazito:

reading this worsened my mental illness

thatbitchsimone:

shortbreads:

hungry-skeleton:

hungry-skeleton:

Skeleton girlfriend who keeps locking your possessions in chests and guarding them with a rusty sword

When she’s losing in argument she falls apart on the floor and refuses to talk to you

three-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat:

Oh boy I sure hope my good friend Jonathan Harker has a much better time on his business trip this year than he did last year.

batemanscaped:

ALT

sacred-portal: