lol getting pulled into the office for an informal sit-down because we just finished our round of paltry and frankly offensive raises, and i’ve been calling them poverty wages/disrespect wages, because that’s what they are. yes, miss manager, my vibe is a little rancid right now, but i have to spend all my break listening to my coworker who’s going through a divorce cry in secret because she can’t afford to live alone despite working a full 40 hours a week, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“you’re riling everybody up and making a lot of negativity with your comments”
why? because i told the lady who’s been there thirty-four years (to my six and a half), since the day the store opened, and who i can fully and freely admit works harder than i do, that i make $4 more than her? yeah she SHOULD be riled up
Talking about wages is a right we should exercise every day.
hey I figured it out, I swear
he or they / toronto / other
DO NOT LET SOCIAL MEDIA TURN YOU INTO AN AMERICAN
Gotta out to smoka joint but too tired to find my sweater/jacket so I’m just gonna drape myself in a succession of blankets
A story in four parts.
Elon Musk tries to pretend he wanted to buy Twitter when actually he just talked too much shit on Twitter, and his board was fucking pissed at him for fucking the stock market with his bullshit tweets.
He then gets caught in a fucking legal battle because Twitter is also pissed at his bullshit and plus, Twitter actually isn’t that profitable in terms of the social media business.
He then gets forced to buy Twitter seriously, for over 3x the fucking market value, and nasty severance packages for the executive staff.
He gets to pretend he “fired” them when actually he’s forced to pay them all 200 million plus certain profits for an extended time frame.
All because he’s a trust fund brat who doesn’t know how to conduct himself like a fucking business professional.
He then also fires the legal and safety departments AND the algorithm engineers and replaces them with his Tesla engineers.
I’m sure that’ll go well.
Twitter’s algorithm may suck donkey dick but with Elon firing 75% of the Twitter staff, well.
I’m sure they’ll figure it out.
It’s Tesla, right, they don’t make mistakes 😤
Anyway, so I think Elon also fails to recognize that there is a very real chance that if he doesn’t conduct business on Twitter similar to the standards of the previous Twitter policies that he “hates” then Twitter might be fucking banned in Europe.
Their hate speech laws are tighter than American laws.
I for one hope the entire world bans Twitter.
And it gets funnier guys.
Because there are already major advertising companies threatening to leave Twitter if Elon Musk does what he’s threatening.
Which is to bring Trump back on.
See they weren’t that happy when Trump incited that January 6th riot at the Capitol building.
Plus there are already people spamming the n word and neo Nazi garbage and racist anti semitic homophobic shit.
Capitol fucking One isn’t gonna promote itself beside a fucking swastika.
This is kind of amazing to watch.
Ads are just about the only thing that make Twitter profitable.
So right now we just wait and see.
I think he’s trying to bring dogecoin and Bitcoin and nft shit directly to Twitter, like use those to monetize it, but.
But I’m not sure how well that’ll work in his favor.
We’ll see but.
The situation is funny in a dark way.
Very succession levels of dick measuring and feather primping.
I wish Elon Musk a very merry bankruptcy though!
Hope liquidating assets and begging other companies for money satisfied his humiliation kink.
44 billion…hm.
It’s like he’s trying to become Kanye West.
Who he also unbanned btw
seeing ads for bumble on tumblr now….nuh uh babey youre not getting me to a secondary location either my mutuals fall in love with me here or nothing happens at all
